To make them even more badass, Catachans were later confirmed to be physically and mentally superior to ANY normal human basically, generations of breeding only the strongest and most swole badasses has resulted in these guys getting a free genetic upgrade. Oh yes, because Marines are forbidden to command armies of mortals, Chapter Worlds are freed from Imperial Tithe, AND Munitorium is sane enough not to lose the source of guys like Sly Marbo.
Wonder why the Emprah didn't create a Space Marine chapter out of these badasses. Keep in mind that flak armor can stop lasers and carapace armor can block bolter shells from Space Marines. They are the toughest motherfuckers in town who are so ripped some believe they are a race of abhumans they are in fact so muscled they can wear flimsy tanktops to show off their muscle and still get the same grade of protection as a Cadian Shock Trooper in full armor, and the most RIPPED of them can get the same degree of protection as Carapace armor from their ROCK HARD ABS. Basically the Imperial Guard's version of Rambo/Schwarzenegger/Chuck Norris hybrids, super-survivalists based on the US Green Berets/Marines of the Vietnam War and/or British Royal Marines Commandos. Every animal is carnivorous and/or poisonous, with all carnivores hunting and devouring their smaller counterparts. They are mainly noted for having what are quite possibly the largest balls in the entire Imperium, as Catachan is basically Hell and pretty much everything can kill you, including the goddamn flowers.
The Catachan Jungle Fighters (also known in the bodybuilding industry as the ABhumans and Diet Spess mehreens) are a Regiment of the Imperial Guard from the Death World of Death Worlds, Catachan (pronounced cata-can). "Power Armor is for Pussies." – Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem Forever When you're pushed, killing's is easy as breathing." – Rambo, Rambo IV The gods are never gonna make that go away.
This man's knife is as big as his thigh, and his arms are the size of your thigh. They're kind of like Vietnam War-esque Diet Space Marines that bench trees and sweat hammers. File:26405 sm-2nd Edition, Artwork, Catachan, Copyright Games Workshop, Imperial Guard, Retro Review.jpg
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